Politics

The discovery of Cheddar Man means that when Ukip gets into power, they’ll now deport all the white people

February 8, 2018

Subject

News; Articles; Politics

Description

The discovery that this cave dweller from 10,000 years ago was black – meaning that British cavemen were black – will cause a huge amount of office work. Because British racists will have to rewrite their leaflets and redesign their websites, and start shouting, “This country should be for BRITISH people with pure BRITISH blood, for the true BLACK race, not these white immigrants that have come over here diluting our British genes.”

Creator

Mark Steel

Source

https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/cheddar-man-first-briton-black-somerset-white-people-edl-ukip-racism-a8201246.html

Publisher

independent.co.uk

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